Queue Oracle
Predicts queue times with ant-colony confidence. Wrong often. Loud always.
I know a bot.
Her name is Anna.
Flawless tier · identified · no chipped junk
Homage loot art · No install · Mild suspicion recommended
Tilt Shield
Whistles the squad when you’re about to all-chat. Mostly. Sometimes joins in.
Clutch Protocol
Whispers “you’ve got this” like a town portal scroll you already used.
0
bots deployed*
0
realms invaded*
0
% uptime*
*Decorative. Like your max hit on a good day.
One click. Instant bot. Zero regrets (terms may apply in Tristram).